Black Tap’s Churro Choco Taco Shake Review

If you want diabetes, I know the perfect thing; a Black Tap milkshake. Here’s Brutal Asians’ review of Churro Choco Taco Shake.

Famous for their Instagram-able milkshakes, Black Tap has recently come out with a new one, the Churro Choco Taco Shake. We just did a review of Black Tap’s Chocolate Peppermint Cheesecake Shake too if you are curious.

But if you want to retain your taste buds and avoid being scarred for life, read this public safety announcement on Black Tap milkshakes.

What is so mortifying about the Churro Choco Taco Shake, one of Black Tap’s milkshakes?

The taste

I have a sweet tooth, but this was way too sweet, it was sickly. If you decide to ignore my advice, make sure you pack Panadol and a bucket. 

I have never had the urge to vomit more due to the excessive amount of revolting whipped cream. This was accompanied by a soggy waffle and dry churros.  

The only good part was the milkshake itself, but it was proportionately minimal. Which leads me to my next point, the price.  

The price 

Unless the movie ‘Crazy Rich Asians’ was based on you, I cannot justify spending $22 on Black Tap’s milkshake, the Churro Choco Taco Shake. 

If you want to buy really expensive whipped cream be my guest, because that is all Black Tap’s milkshake, the Churro Choco Taco Shake is. The use of tall skinny glasses used gave the illusion of a large sized milkshake, but in fact, the milkshake itself was unsubstantial.

Difficult to eat 

Expensive is an understatement especially when majority of it ends up on the table. The Black Tap milkshakes are meant to be shared, but they shouldn’t have bothered with the minuscule plates provided. So, get prepared to eat Black Tap’s Milkshake, the Churro Choco Taco Shake quickly before the whipped cream starts falling on the table.

Despite Black Tap’s Milkshake, Churro Choco Taco Shake, service is extraordinary with waiters at your disposable. The R&B and pop music accompanied with the aesthetically pleasing environment makes for a trendy vibrant place to be. Go ahead and take your Instagram photos but don’t waste your time, money, tastebuds or calories on ordering Black Tap’s Milkshake, the Churro Choco Taco Shake and choose something else on the menu. 

Unfortunately, I probably ordered the worst Black Tap milkshake on the menu. It tasted disgusting and no way was it worth the $22 I wasted. So, Black Tap’s milkshake, Churro Choco Taco Shake, is not BRUTALLY APPROVED!


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